I’m in love with my back.
Not gonna say tattoo because it’s a permanent part of my skin now.
Not gonna say tattoo because it’s a permanent part of my skin now.
Taylor and I are going to dye our pubes seafoam green.
I can’t wait for my first college hookup.
I feel like my Louisville friends forgot about me
Or something
Fuck being here and not being able to go out
| Mom: | Hey, can I have a cigarette? |
| Me: | I thought you just bought some... |
| Mom: | No, I quit smoking! |
| Me: | Oh, then no. |
| *Mom proceeds to go inside my purse and take a cigarette* | |
| Me: | What are you doing? |
| Mom: | Bumming a cigarette. |
| Me: | I thought you quit |
| Mom: | Yeah |
I finally have enough money to get another tattoo
It won’t be as big as the tree, but it’ll be just as nice.
Fuck.
Tears galore.
The last 20 minutes or so especially always gets me.
I want to marry an Irish dude, but I’m afraid I’m related to most of Ireland.
:/
I don’t want ovaries anymore.
Why haven’t I fucking grown out of this bullshit?!
I just sold part of a pot brownie at 3am to a boy because he has trouble sleeping without weed
I just realized I’m awake at 3am for the same reason
FUCK
I’m the only person who ever does anything wrong, ever
My mom and some of my “friends” have never done anything wrong in their entire life, so how come everything has to be my fault?
bye, y’all

So last night I asked a boy to hang out this Friday
This was probably the best possible response he could have given
~*~fingers crossed~*~
My mom went to North Carolina on Wednesday and forgot to tell me that she left me a present until today
There has been marijuana in my room that I didn’t know about
Thanks mom

This is my younger cousin’s Facebook
We lived together for a brief period of time in the 90s
I almost commented “You have a step dad?!”
I’m so out of touch with my dad’s side of the family now that facebook makes me tear up a bit